Bespoke Competitive Genealogy Audit

Coming mid-June 2026.

the five-second epistemology of: the founder's last three companies tell you what this one is · the engineering team's pedigree tells you what the product cannot do · the early-employee resume trail tells you the actual reason for the pivot · the press release tells you nothing

Read on a competitor, target, acquisition candidate, or hire. Genealogy of the team — where they came from, what they shipped (or did not), what their actual technical reach is, what the team's history predicts about the next 24 months.

For founders evaluating a competitor. For VCs evaluating a deal. For acquirers evaluating a target. For boards evaluating a CEO candidate. For anyone who has read the press deck and suspects the press deck.

Investment-bank diligence: $500K–$5M for a deal, three months. Boutique exec-search firm: $100K for the same conclusion with a different wrapper. the kitchen ships it in 48 hours for $2,994.99.

What you upload: the company, the team, whatever you have. What lands: the read, the team genealogy, the named gaps between the marketing and the engineering.